even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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