that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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