No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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