Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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