My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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