I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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