what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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