it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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