So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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