Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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