AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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