Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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