super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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