That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
