Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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