Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
