I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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