I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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