Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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