I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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