There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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