you guys were way drunker than both of me
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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