i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
