we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
being pregnant is like rehab
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
