love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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