If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
third nipple confirmed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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