you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
