Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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