maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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