Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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