I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
