let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
True strength comes from lack of pants
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
All the doctor said was why
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