I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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