It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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