Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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