school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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