Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
