And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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