What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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