Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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