I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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