dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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