Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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