We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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