D3 body, D1 cock
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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