when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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