Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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