we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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