if i died would you start the facebook group?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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