Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
being pregnant is like rehab
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
third nipple confirmed
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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